I'm not disabled, I'm just wearing really tight pants
- P: Um, what happened to your jeans?
- Nico: I ripped them getting onto the bus the other day. I thought the bus driver would lower the bus because my pants are really tight, but I was to embarrassed to ask. I'm not disabled, I'm just wearing really tight pants. Somehow it sounds less legitimate when you say it out loud.
- P: Yeah. I've been there, it's not pretty.
“Did your shoes go through a can opener, jw?”
“The costume department from 300 called, they said you weren’t supposed to take props from the set.”
“Have you been raiding Hercules’ closet?”
“Jesus resurrected; he said he came back for his sandals.”
hahahaaahahhahahahaaahhaah
……-hides sandals-
HOW TO LOOK HIPSTER
White Converse Sneakers: You cannot possibly call yourself a hipster without owning a pair of these. Worn in, loved Converse are preferred.
Levi’s 511 Skinny Jeans: Giving young men the legs of a 10 year old, one pant-leg at a time!
Solid V-Neck T’s: Preferably in odd colors like lilac purple or vomit green. Layer them, the more v-necks, the more hipster you are!
American Apparel Hoodies: Own one in every color so you can match your v-necks! Want to look mysterious and contemplative? Easy! Put the hood up!
Member’s Only Jackets: For the cold days, you need a solid color, lack luster jacket to match your actual, un-hipster tainted personality.
Nerd Glasses: Wear them 24/7…even if you have 20/20 vision! It is imperative that they are bigger than your face.
Organic Food: Show the world that you are zen with your body. Eat all-natural, organic product! Better yet, go vegeterian…or vegan if you dare!
Drink Olde English: 40oz beers are all the go…throw the nifty glass bottle in a paper bag and nobody has to know you’re drinking your little hipster problems away!
Here’s a few more tips if you’re headed down a path of hipster hell. Carry around a small notebook. That way, people will know you are a thoughtful soul with a knack for English prose. Attend art museums. Stare at paintings with your jaw gaping wide open, even if you don’t understand the artist’s aesthetic. Remember, being hipster is all about image. If you look hipster cool, then you are hipster cool. So wear your skinny jeans. Hide the bags under your eyes with enormous dorky glasses. Pretend you are infatuated with art and the visual beauties this world has to offer. Hipsters are actors…and they’re pretty damn bad at it.
lol oh god, i can bet $10 that someone out there is going to read this and try to be “hipster” by following these little guidelines
via goodtimescomics.commaybe this is why i am attracted to guys that could be pedophiles?
